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A year ago I found an abandoned, mangy, flea covered street rat/dog running down US1 during rush hour. I coaxed the mutt into my arms…
A year ago I found an abandoned, mangy, flea covered street rat/dog running down US1 during rush hour. I coaxed the mutt into my arms…
Pictured: The opposite of me. I grew breasts in fourth grade. Overnight my puffy, pre-pubescent nipples with a light sheen turned into small mounds of…
Ok so, this is a thing people search for. Goodbye childhood, I will miss you. by
Disclaimer: This is an old piece of writing (originally intended for the BangBros.com blog so it’s geared towards a male demographic). It’s part of the…
I will destroy you. A couple weeks ago, in an ongoing effort to avoid my natural instinct to gorge on raw meat and nachos, I…