GIFtastic: What It Feels Like to Diet
All the food. In my mouth. On January 2, 2013 I woke up, looked in the mirror and realized: But I was too hungover to…
All the food. In my mouth. On January 2, 2013 I woke up, looked in the mirror and realized: But I was too hungover to…
A year ago I found an abandoned, mangy, flea covered street rat/dog running down US1 during rush hour. I coaxed the mutt into my arms…
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Disclaimer: This is an old piece of writing (originally intended for the BangBros.com blog so it’s geared towards a male demographic). It’s part of the…
I will destroy you. A couple weeks ago, in an ongoing effort to avoid my natural instinct to gorge on raw meat and nachos, I…
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In last week’s How-to “Make Your Girlfriend Purr Like a Kitten” Part 1 we learned that your girlfriend is almost always faking her orgasms. And…
When I was a little girl I had a strange habit of putting things that frightened me in the freezer. My mom would open the…
Remember the last time you made a girl quiver and whimper with ecstatic delight while you lapped away at her pussy? Remember how she grabbed…
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